LOS ANGELES — CamSoda has announced it intends to release a “Billionaire Flesh Rocket Series” of dildos commemorating the “space race” between Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and Richard Branson.
Brett Hogan, CamSoda’s communications director, told the Daily Caller yesterday that “the Billionaire Flesh Rocket Series are a series of dildos inspired by the ‘Billionaire Space Race’ between Richard Branson, Jeff Bezos, and Elon Musk that includes the Blue Orgasm (play on Blue Origin), Space Sex (play on SpaceX) and Galadick (play on VSS Unity).
“The dildos were were just designed, are being sent into production and will be on pre-sale shortly,” Hogan confirmed.
Much mainstream media speculation — and no small amount of Twitter jollity — has been devoted to the uncanny resemblance between Bezos’ rocket ship, which briefly placed the billionaire owner of Amazon and the Washington Post above Earth’s atmosphere on Tuesday, and a betesticled penis.
Bezos’ “billionaire space race” rival Elon Musk tweeted back “Nice” to a report of CamSoda’s announcement.