FRANCE — Jacquie & Michel have ushered “a new sparkling blonde” onto the stage with the release of their latest branded beer.

“Beer is a serious business in France. As a popular brand, as much renowned for its picturesque authentic porn as it is for its typically-French ribaldry, positioning itself on the beer market was a foregone conclusion for Jacquie & Michel,” explained a rep. “After a first brew which took its country by surprise, meeting an undisputed success, the famous adult studio launches its new French-brewed beer.”

“Solely dressed in her golden robe, the sparkling blonde is ready to hop on your table. Overflowing with a bittersweet citrus taste, she craves thirsty barley enthusiasts; her sheer, refreshing lightness makes her the perfect partner for a hot and tender night,” the rep added.

J&M Blonde Beer is currently only available in the French chain V&B; however, the company “expects another commercial hit, which will allow to push the distribution of this tantalizing beverage beyond borders,” noted the rep. “Stay tuned!”

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[NOUVEAU]

Les amiiiii(e)s ! ?

? C’est parti, la nouvelle bière J&M est lancée ! (Nouvelle recette, nouveau goût, moins légère que la première)

?? Vous pouvez, pour le moment, les retrouver dans votre V&B !

Venez goûter à l’orge profonde… ? pic.twitter.com/BxoGlif58E

— Jacquie et Michel (@JacquieMichelX) July 22, 2021

NEW JERSEY — Content creator Aria Khaide will release a new direct-to-OnlyFans gonzo blowjob clip on Friday.

“Aria’s husband is away again, and she needs something to occupy her lonely mouth. She’s in luck when she gets Anthony Hopson to come over for some fun. This scene starts out POV, so fans can experience all the eye contact and dirty talk up close and personal,” a rep teased. “While her mouth isn’t filled, Aria uses it to talk dirty until Anthony can barely take it. The scene finishes with a facial.”

Khaide enthused about producing exclusive OnlyFans content.

“This scene is just what I and my fans love: sloppy blowjobs and lots of dirty talk. As a horny housewife, Anthony gave me just what I needed,” she added.

A new subscriptions to her OnlyFans is currently $6 per month.

In related news, the performer is booking shoots for an upcoming trip to Los Angeles Aug. 3-7; she is represented by 101 Modeling.

Follow Aria Khaide on Twitter and find her premium social media linkage here.

ORLANDO, Fla. — CosplayDeviants.com has announced an update to its new member dashboard allowing users to interact with their favorite “ero-cosplayers” without a subscription.

“Combined with the brand-new DLC marketplace where models can upload and sell their own content, fans can now directly support their favorite Cosplay Deviants with unlimited access and downloads to all of their purchased sets and videos while utilizing the ‘My Collection’ feature,” a rep explained.

“The new DLC marketplace offers internal traffic and discovery by utilizing an open search method meaning you can find new favorites every time you visit,” the rep noted. “For fans who want more, our subscription model also grants unlimited access and downloads to thousands of sets and videos with new content added twice a week.”

Cosplay Deviants features “only genuine cosplayers who enjoy bringing your favorite character fantasies to life by undressing the art of playing dress-up,” concluded the rep.

Visit CosplayDeviants.com and follow the company on Twitter and Instagram.

LOS ANGELES — “Pleaser,” a song by Empty Streets, the musical project by Aaron Thompson — known in the adult industry as performer Small Hands — has been selected by Billboard magazine for the prestigious “10 Cool Pop Songs to Get You Through the Week” feature.

Small Hands, the 2018 XBIZ Award winner for “Male Performer of the Year,” has been promoting his “Age of Regret” EP with new single “Pleaser,” and a religiously themed video directed by veteran adult helmsman Mike Quasar and co-starring Jessie Lee and Kira Noir.

Earlier this year, Small Hands described Empty Streets to metal news site Loudwire as “a one man mess of dark, brooding synthpop.”

Billboard’s Joe Lynch praised “Pleaser” today, noting that “Empty Streets, the musical project from adult film actor Aaron Thompson, delivers some darkly alluring Depeche Mode vibes” featuring “a melancholy, moody synth sermon that pulls you in like an inescapable undertow tugging at your ankles. “

https://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/pop/9603258/10-cool-pop-songs-conan-gray-yves-tumor/

To watch the video for pleaser, visit YouTube.

For more from Small Hands, follow him on Twitter.

LOS ANGELES — Kiki Klout performs opposite Michael Stefano in her PervCity debut with a new anal scene directed by Maestro Claudio.

“I enjoyed being anally penetrated by Michael,” Klout enthused. “Claudio knows how to shoot all the right angles and capture the best views.”

Stefano shared his co-star’s excitement.

“The dirty-talking, cock-hungry anal slut Kiki Klout gives her ass up in spectacular fashion. This is a must-see, hot-and-nasty anal scene,” Stefano said.

Claudio also praised the performer’s work. “Kiki knows exactly what she wants to achieve in the business and she delivered a solid and powerful performance,” Claudio said. “It was a real pleasure to shoot someone with such professionalism.”

The scene can be found on PervCity.com.

Follow Kiki Klout and PervCity on Twitter for updates.

LOS ANGELES — CamSoda has announced it intends to release a “Billionaire Flesh Rocket Series” of dildos commemorating the “space race” between Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and Richard Branson.

Brett Hogan, CamSoda’s communications director, told the Daily Caller yesterday that “the Billionaire Flesh Rocket Series are a series of dildos inspired by the ‘Billionaire Space Race’ between Richard Branson, Jeff Bezos, and Elon Musk that includes the Blue Orgasm (play on Blue Origin), Space Sex (play on SpaceX) and Galadick (play on VSS Unity).

“The dildos were were just designed, are being sent into production and will be on pre-sale shortly,” Hogan confirmed.

Much mainstream media speculation — and no small amount of Twitter jollity — has been devoted to the uncanny resemblance between Bezos’ rocket ship, which briefly placed the billionaire owner of Amazon and the Washington Post above Earth’s atmosphere on Tuesday, and a betesticled penis.

Bezos’ “billionaire space race” rival Elon Musk tweeted back “Nice” to a report of CamSoda’s announcement.

BOSTON — The Massachusetts judge presiding over the trial where a Martha’s Vineyard landlord is suing Mile High Media and several associates for a 2014 incident involving artwork in her rental property — which she claimed could be seen onscreen in several adult videos — rejected the defense’s proposed questions for potential jurors about prejudicial views and attitudes about pornography.

During a hearing yesterday, U.S. District Judge Patti B. Saris told counsel that she “will not be asking people whether they watch pornography and ask them to say that under oath.”

According to legal news site Law360, “the proposed questions also would have asked jurors whether they have negative views of gay or transsexual pornography, or whether they think pornography is illegal, a danger to the community or ‘generally leads to the degradation of the morals of the individuals involved in the industry and/or society as a whole.’”

Other suggested jury selection questions by the defense also reportedly included, “By a show of hands, how many of you have ever watched a pornographic movie?” and “By a show of hands, have any of you or close family members ever been involved in the making of pornography?”

Gary Jay Kaufman of The Kaufman Law Group, representing Mile High persuasively argued that “clearly in this case there are sensitive issues, gay rights issues, gay versus straight pornography, pornography in general — these are not things I love talking about.”

Law36 repots that Judge Saris cut him off at that point and, raising her voice, ruled “I can’t ask people if they are gay or ask them their views on transsexual sex. You can’t ask that of people!”

Judge Saris offered a watered down version of the question, which involved alerting the jurors “that the case would involve issues of pornography that will involve gay or transsexual sex” before asking them, “Is there anyone here who would not be able to be fair and impartial?”

Kaufman, Law360 continued, “likened the questions to asking prospective jurors in a sexual assault case whether they or anyone they know had been a victim of a similar assault, but the judge was not persuaded.”

Judge Saris replied that she “can’t put people under oath and say, ‘Do you watch porn?'”

For XBIZ’s ongoing coverage of the “Martha’s Vineyard Background Art” case, click here.